do you ever look at your favorite celebrity and think
I made a good choice
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
Get the fuck out
don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!
only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base
I finally understand dubstep