Posted : 2 days ago

totoshinki:

if your otp doesn’t give you chest pains you’re doing it wrong

(Source: gayerthanjew)

Posted : 2 days ago

When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.

Me: omfg send help I'm dying
Them: what?!
Me: i can't even omg
Them: you can't even what?
Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them: .....what is that
Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Them: ....riIiiiight
Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Them: .....
Me: literally dead omfg
Them:
Me: SOBBING
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
Posted : 2 days ago

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms

like

damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

(Source: moonythemarauder)

I told myself “don’t go on tumblr, don’t go on tumblr” and whoops my bio book disintegrated on my lap.

Posted : 3 days ago
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due on friday
Posted : 3 days ago

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Have you noticed how much other animals just enjoy their lives and don’t worry about trying to fix the world and everything but humans try to take it upon themselves to fix everything and always be doing something when they should just relax we don’t need school or to work like seriously, maybe would live to be like 200 year old like them big turtles if we would just chill out and not be so stupid

year-12s:

this is probably the single most amazing thing I have ever seen.
This is why biology interests me so much I mean LOOK AT IT.
i just stared at this for the longest time.
this needs more notes.
Totally agree with the person above, this is amazing.
i watched it at least 10 times! O.o
And people ask me why I take biology? It’s FULL of natural wonders. It’s just amazing.
what is this..? o.O

year-12s:

this is probably the single most amazing thing I have ever seen.

This is why biology interests me so much I mean LOOK AT IT.

i just stared at this for the longest time.

this needs more notes.

Totally agree with the person above, this is amazing.

i watched it at least 10 times! O.o

And people ask me why I take biology? It’s FULL of natural wonders. It’s just amazing.

what is this..? o.O

(Source: fckyrwrld)

Posted : 3 days ago

neyruto:

how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those 

Posted : 3 days ago

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives

Posted : 3 days ago

maybelletea:

you know those feels

when you’re so into something

and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat