[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY
If you remember
I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
"hey that’s a cute dress"
"IT HAS POCKETS"
"oh that’s cool but i really like the lace on the collar"
"LOOK AT THE POCKETS THEY’RE ACTUALLY BIG"
literally anyone who wears clothes made for women will freak out when there are decently sized pockets built in it’s like finding a unicorn
me: oMg my crush is coming what do i do
friend: just be normal
the day i discovered AU fanfiction and the day i unofficially stopped reading books are probably correlated